Q: What happens when you are terrified of pooping in a pan while in the hospital and so you eat basically nothing for 6 days and refuse to ever go to the bathroom but then finally you have a big meal to celebrate being out of the hospital and actually need to go to the bathroom and haven't taken a delicious stool softener that normally the nurses are around to give you?
A: You sit on the toilet for half an hour trying to get 2 little rock-hard turds out of your butt!
Yay constipation!
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