So I came to Vegas on Monday for photo shoot on Tuesday.
I stayed with Erik in his awesome new downtown pad.
The apartment itself is already epic. And then there's his closet, which is like the biggest apartment walk-in closet I've ever seen. It's the size of some NYC bedrooms.
These pictures don't even accurately convey how big this thing was. It's messy because Erik just moved. At least that's his excuse. But I bet you it will still be this way when I return. (Sorry Erik!)
Pretty!
The building also features a two-level gym.
And a pretty lap pool.
And is just steps from Fremont Street.
But who cares about all that. Let's talk about what really matters. Which is FOOOOOOOOD.
I've been trying to be good lately. Been eating lots of salads and Whole Foods.
But when you're in Vegas, you just have to Treat Yo Self.
And the great thing about Vegas is that these resorts are CONSTANTLY trying to outdo each other by having the latest and greatest amenities and attractions.
So when I heard about the brand new Bacchanal Buffet at Caesar's Palace and how it is supposed to be EVEN BETTER than The Wicked Spoon at The Cosmopolitan (voted #1 in Vegas in 2011), I just had to see for myself.
Caesars is such a pretty resort!
And of my god, they weren't lying. This buffet is f*cking EPIC.
It's so EPIC you don't even feel guilty about pigging out. In fact, you'd feel bad if you DIDN'T taste everything because it just feels like you will never ever see this kind of assortment of incredible food ever again and you are just so privileged to even be in its PRESENCE.
CUPCAKES!!!
Seafood Shooters!
Fresh squeezed juices, including Watermelon, Pineapple, and CARROT! We LOOOOVES a carrot juice!
Mussel mania!
Other assorted seafoods
It was so pretty...
Salads and couscous-ery...
Even random assortments of honey...
I'm not even close to finished.
So much DESSERT!
Cake pops!!!
Meatballs!!!
MEATS!!!
CHEESES!!!
Even the CONDIMENT bars looked amazing!!!
And there was an amazing dim sum station that was Chinatown restaurant quality.
Honestly, each station was its own little restaurant. It was as if they'd had hired the best Mexican chefs to handle the mexican dishes.

Chinese chefs just to make the best dim sum ever.
They even had SOUP DUMPLINGS!!!!! And they were GREAT!!!!!
Everyone please just stop what you're doing right this second, lean back in your chairs, raise your hands to the sky and scream with me, "SOUP DUMPLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(That is pretty much what I was doing while the quiet little elderly couple next to sat there daintily sipping their tea.)
There was tons of delicious pasta...
They even had Artisanal Bread. (I don't know what kind of idiot eats even a single slice of bread at a buffet like this, but whatevs.)
LOVES a tater tot and fried chicken station!
MMMMMMM chillllld, FRAAHHHD CHICKKKEN!!!!!
Pizza!!!
MORE SOUP DUMPLINGS
And for dessert, cakes, and pies and ice creams galore!!!
I didn't even take pictures of a lot of it. The sushi bar, the curry bar, the taco zone, the carved meat stations. You get the point. Caesars Buffet. You HAVE to go if ever you're in Vegas. It would be a crime to deprive your tummy of such glory.
That's all. After my brain and stomach exploded, I went and played a ton of poker. Made about $250 doing that...
And now I'm currently in-flight back to NYC.
Breast Cancer Fundraiser tomorrow.
Wedding in NJ on Friday.
Wedding in upstate NY on Saturday.
Asia on Tuesday!
WoooooOoOOoOOOOO!!!!