Drunk MAO misses Vegas

I'm working on the Vegas post. It's coming reeeeal soon!

If you want the abbreviated, picture-heavy version, just go to Gabriel's blog, his pics post bigger and better than mine anyway:

Here's his post on Vegas: Night 1

And here's Vegas: Night 2 (make sure you play the song at the top before you start scrolling)


MAKIN IT RAIN to "Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris" from Dennis Kwan on Vimeo.

Even More MAO silliness

Sometimes I forget

How funny MAO is.

But then she says something...



And I remember.

HOOORAY!!!!

After six looooong years of semi-patient waiting...



This happened today:



Congratulations finally MAO!!!!



Here comes the bridezilla!



These are the days you cannot get married:

May 7 2011 - cousin Toni's Hawaii wedding
May 14 2011 - cousin Toni's Chicago wedding
May 20 2011 - shooting TL's brother's wedding in Indonesia
June 11 2011 - shooting a wedding in North Carolina
June 18 2011 - Euguela's wedding in LA
June 25 2011 - shooting a wedding in CT
July 30 2011 - shooting a wedding in SF
August 6 2011 - shooting a wedding in Houston
August 12 2011 - shooting Doug's sister's wedding in SF
Sept 10 2011 - shooting my friend Peter's wedding in SF
Nov 11 2011 - shooting a wedding in NY
Dec 31 2011 - shooting a wedding in Foxboro, MA
May 26 and 27 2012 - Conlix's Wedding
July 7 - AC and Shiri's Wedding

Yup, ever since I launched my new wedding site just about two months ago the weddings have been stacking up! I think I'm getting ready to raise rates again. Yay!

Anne's request

MAO is so silly and sent me this little email request today.



How could I refuse?



Color matching is a little off.

But Merry Early Xmas Annie!

Yay MAO discovers video chat.

New NY address

MAO: excuse meeeeeeeeee
me: hello
i'm tired
when are you back 8/1?
Sent at 1:46 PM on Monday
me: 7/29
Sent at 1:48 PM on Monday
MAO: what will your address be?
Sent at 1:51 PM on Monday
me: i dunnnooooo
orchard
and houston
MAO: Perfect, I'll just put that on the address, I'm sure the mailman will understand

I wish MAO had a twitter.

Mineko: i really like how accuweather has a picture of a SUN out over NYC right now. Thanks accuweather.com, for telling me I didn't need my umbrella, so I could get SOAKED...

i ruv mao

Typical G-chat hilarity from Anne

Anne: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh write my presentation please

oh god i am presenting on buddhism and psychotherapy

and i am a mess

this will be a "do what i say, not what i do" presnetation

Sent at 9:38 AM on Thursday

What is the word for a female douchebag? Because Anne is one.

from Anne (mao@gmail.com)
to Felix (felix@gs.com), Dennis (DK@gmail.com)
date Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 12:42 PM

subject: grades
mailed-by gmail.com

hi fellas,
i just realized I may not have told you my grades from last semester.
A
A
A-
A-
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3.85 gpa



I love smart dorky beautifuls!

Sorry, I had to.

G-chat: Wednesday | September 10 | 10am

DK:

monday is celine dion

MAO:

that will be awesomeness

celine dion is so wonderful

i've been listening to a lot of love songs

maybe i shouldn't tell people that

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Anne via gchat:

i hate this fucking holiday so much

yay!

Bowling/Sing-Sing

Sooooo...somebody (I will keep him/her anonymous because that was our agreement) called me this morning and had the following to say:

"Dennis, I think I peed on my couch last night."

"What?!?"

"I woke up COMPLETELY naked (and I NEVER sleep naked) and my clothes were all in a corner with a bunch of couch cushions and everything was all wet."

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Hot."

Needless to say, last night was a shitshow.

Anne writes (via g-chat):

"the last pither i bought- i couldn't even carry

or pour

i poured it on my feet

yay"

......................

It started with bowling at the randomest of places...Port Authority Bus Terminal.




For $115 we had a lane for two hours PLUS a 11-pint BEER TOWER.



Soooo epic.





Bowling...



Beer towers...



Bowling...




BEER TOWERS.



Bad guys...



Good guys.



Money...



Bowling...



BEER TOWERS!!!!!!!!!!


So. Much. Fun.






So we played two games. Our team (KG, Anne, Phil, and me) rocked out the first game.

Second game we lost and had to buy shots.




Beer towers are an awesome idea and I want one in my home.



..........................

Afterwards we went to Sing Sing for a Spice Girls / N'Sync Karaoke Marathon.




We were all kind of wastedface...



But Phil was particularly wastedface.













KG and I went to get food at Mamoons or something and ordered four things and ate them all.

I don't remember.

And then someone woke up completely naked.

Oops.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIG-A-ZIG AHhHHHHhhH

Anne is always good for a choice quote.

(Both linked videos below are HOT. The latter one is "Buttons" hot. Yes, Doug I'm talking to you.)

DK:

Download the spice girls greatest hits. It will make you enjoy the concert that much more.

Also make sure you get "I Turn To You" by Melanie C and "It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell because they perform those.

Anne:

Please, l listen to both those songs every time I shake it on the elliptical.

And by "shake it" I mean read an Us weekly and look annoyed.