Turban's CD Release/Yeebee's Short & Silly Visit

We went over to Falcon to celebrate the release of Turban's New CD.

Check it out here.




Then I headed over to WeHo where I found a drunken little wastoid visitor.



I left him only for a second to run to the bathroom and came back to find him leaning against the wall of the dancefloor.

Asleep.



Oh what ever will we do with this little one.

Blackout Thursday: Asian Edition

Yeebee is in town!



We celebrated with several shots and beer.



There were many Asians.



And we bumped into some new neighborhood Brownies.



And visiting Brownies (again).



The McCullough Brothers stopped by...



As did Wally and Smershy.



And even Danny.



Oh. It stopped being Asian after a while.

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Tonight we terrorize West Hollywood!!!

(see past adventures)

New Years 2006 - WINTER WHITE PARTY

New Years ended up being the most amazing night ever. Both Farshid, Munish, and I had all been deathly ill the day before but managed to recover in time for the Winter White Party.

It was amazing. West Coast/East Coast/Boston/Providence/DC...everyone was there.

It was an absolute shitshow. Drinking, eating, singing, dancing, champagne beer pong, sex in stairwells, and vomit vomit everywhere.

God. Where do we even begin?

We all got ready at Felix's...



Hopped on the train to Chelsea...



And showed up at Mark and Todd's.

Shrimps were waiting courtesy of Chef Ray.




The party kicked off with some Beirut.




Smershy, Goon, and their girlfriends showed up.




Everyone was looking great and festive. All decked out in white.








Certain people, of course, went out of their way to NOT wear white when it was explicitly stated that that was the theme of the party...



But whatevs. It was rad.







Yeebee was rocking some sweet Asian glow.



All our beautiful little friend groups mixed together.






The apartment got packed. Seriously ridiculously packed. Over the course of the night there must have been like 600 people there. And many people CLEARLY did not get the White theme memo.










People were DRUUUNK...

At one point, before we even did the countdown, some douche just sat down on the couch, leaned over, and puked his guts out.




Heidi was awesome.

She was like, "are you ok?"
And the dude was like, "uh...yeah."
And we all screamed in unison, "THEN GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!"



What's even MORE gross though is that it was SO crowded in there that most people couldn't even see their feet. So people didn't notice the giant vomit puddle and shuffled right through it. Within five minutes all the vomit was GONE - distributed evenly throughout the room by disgusting shuffling feet.





And then we did the countdown.

5!!!!!!!!!!



4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

(Kisses all around.)




Happiest new years ever.



And very very drunk.






God by the time people cleared out, it was such a mess.






The "party donation box" idea didn't go over so well...



And with that, we entered the Year 2006.



HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!