Kross Kuntry Adventure: NYC - Mission Accomplished!

Saturday | June 20, 2009

Breakfast in DC at the gayest little brunch place everrrr...



$10 Breakfast Buffet YUM



Spinach and Bacon and Feta and Tammmato Omelette YUM



Flamingo decor YUM



Barbie dolls YUM



Adrian and Albertfriends YUM.


Goodbye DC!



Helllloooo NYC!




We had a little pizza-beerfest upon arrival.

Hello MAO!



Hello Deerfields!



Hello Gastlers!



Hello boys in pink!



Hello Megoon!



Hello AWFUL EVIL RAINCLOUDS!



Hello Drunk-Connie.



Hello #1 eggfurious reader DannyHong and beautiful Sasian companion Noopur!



Hello MEATBALL PIZZA.




Hello PWu!



Hello Ashwin and Shiri!



Hello Nick-Nick!



And HELLO HK-transplant Roxanne!



MEATBALLMEATBALLMEATBALL



I AM SO EXCITED TO LIVE IN THE CITY!

NEW FRIENDS! NEW ADVENTURES!

YAY!!!!!!!!

Kross Kuntry Adventure: Washington DC!

Friday | June 19, 2009

Goodbye Georgia Peachland!



Hello Adam squeezing into the car!



Hello Washington Monument!



DC is so beautiful. And CLEAN.



We had some delicious tapas for dinner.

Mmmmm prosciuttos...



Mmmmm...chickens....



MMmmMmmmMMM BEEF SHORTRIBS...



Thank you Adrian and Matt for hosting me!



We went out to Cobalt with the gays.



DC is great. I do not know why. But I kept paying for my drinks with a $20 bill, and kept receiving $20 in change.

This happened like THREE TIMES.

The fourth time I used a $10 bill. And got $10 change.

All from different bartenders!

WHAT THE DILLY?

DC LOVE ME! I AM MAGIC!



(I tipped the guy before I took the picture.)

(And then I bought a lottery ticket.)



DC is so awesome!



I love love love it!



Ceilings are low though and spaces are cramped.



But FREE DRINKINGS!



And blurry cab rides home past famous monuments and the home of the Obama is so cool.




We're almost to NYC!!!!

Kross Kuntry Adventure: Welcome to Hotlanta

Thursday | June 19, 2009

We arose early in the morning to set out for Atlanta.

First stop along the way, was KFC for some KGC.



When we got there though, something amazing happened.



THE KFC BUFFET.




OMG WE LOVES THE SOUTH.

(omg we not-so-much loves fried liver and gizzards disguised as popcorn chicken.)



It was a relatively easy drive through Mississippi and Alabama.

Once we hit the ATL we popped in our grillz...you know...to look more like the local folk.




Stopped for another snack at Steak N' Shake...




And then arrived at Lauren's beautiful home, which is straight out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.



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Night fell... and we descended upon the city.




We headed to the W Hotel, which was packed with a mixture of gays and straights and a smattering of obeses.






Ohhhh...AND THEN (No "and then"!) Lauren's friend brought us to a place called Swingin' Richards which if you are good at deciphering deeply encrypted codes you can figure out what that translates to...

Strippers strippers everywhere. AND THEN (No "and then"!) at midnight they trotted a little MIDGET STRIPPER.

It was AMAZING.

And he was surprisingly hot.

Seriously. Nice muscled midget body, cute face.

I was so confused.

Thank you Lauren for showing us such a weird wonderful time.