BABEL

It's good.



It's really really good.

...........................

Also, Brad Pitt looks really hot all Cloonified.

Halloween Night 2

For night two, Bri and Alex transformed...into ICE DANCERS!




Ice-dancing tights are good for showing off giant weiners...



We went down to Venice for a totally sweet house party. (The house was even sweeter than the "Wilton Hilton" of the night previous.)






We even bumped into the Crapser.




My partner in crime for the night was Barry, who kind of looks like a poor man's Sean Walstead.




Ooooooh....and there were sandwiches...





Yummy....

My phone doesn't know how to spell "Oprah"...

I'm very upset.

And I'm sure she would be too.

MEOW!

meow meow meow



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meow meow meow meow meow meow...




meow meow meow



meow meow meow MEOW



meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow

meow meow meow




MEOW



(meow meow meowmeow)...



meowmeowmeowmeow...






meow meow meow meow...

"meow!" meow meow meow.



meow.

Class? What class?

Last night we went down to Mor Bar to say hey to my buddy Lance who was having a little birthday celebration.



It was neat little bar with a huge lack of clientele.



We double fisted a bit. But after a while decided to head next door to the World Cafe to get some much needed fried nourishment.



Sadly, we got there only to be told that the kitchen had closed.

We did, however, happen to settle ourselves next to a table that had just been vacated.

Among the mess of empty beer bottles, used plates, and soiled napkins?

A wounded basket of what looked to be soggy, cold, pseudo-delicious french fries (and dip).



Chris was first to act...



.............hmmmm.

Now it's one thing when a dirty boy goes and eats a total stranger's leftover fries.

It's a completely different thing when Katie Del G does it.



I assure you they were delicious.



Kind of.

Free lotion!!!!

mmmmm my new papaya body lotion smells so good i want to have sex with it...

....or myself.



in fact i think i will!

CAA Young Hollywood Party

So this is totally random.

Chloe called me at 7:30, wanted to see me, even if for only 5 minutes (business trip from NY).

Told her I had to get to Naia's by 8 because we were going to this Young Hollywood Party that I had paid $113 to get into with open bar from 9-11.

She met me at Naia's. Found a parking spot right in front of the apartment. Gave it to me. We hugged. She left.



We got to the party around 9:30. The line was intense. Even for the VIPs.

Wustein and I (being sneaky sneaky asians) managed to slide ourselves in.

It was already packed.



I dominated at the bar, shoving aside lots of little girls and tipping the bartendress just a little too much to make sure she'd serve me the second I came to the bar all throughout the night.

There was a bit of double-fisting going on.



Sooooo many people at the party...

Even Kristy came, and she HATES "Hollywood".














And then...(NO AND THEN!!!)

And then...(NO AND THEN!!!)

...There was the giftbag...



$100 eyewear certificate, $40 to Dolce (Ashton's restaurant), 3-month netflix certificate, Equinox membership, eyebrow trimmer, bath products, cologne, free cut/color at a fancy salon, DVDs, CDs....gum.....

If that's not epic, I don't know what is.