i ruv mao

Typical G-chat hilarity from Anne

Anne: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh write my presentation please

oh god i am presenting on buddhism and psychotherapy

and i am a mess

this will be a "do what i say, not what i do" presnetation

Sent at 9:38 AM on Thursday

Still piecing together wastedface...

IM with TallJesse:

TallJesse: do you remember shattering the glass on the sidewalk?
DK: no
TallJesse: i just looked at you
DK: i did that?
TallJesse: and was like, "how the fuck did you sneak a glass outside!!?"
DK: i have no idea what you are talking about
TallJesse: and you just grunted
TallJesse: finished it
TallJesse: and lifted the glass above your head
TallJesse: in front of all of us
TallJesse: and just opened your hands
TallJesse: and it shattered all over the sidewalk
DK: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
TallJesse: and everyone started laughing and running!
DK: that is amazing
TallJesse: nobody thought it was wrong
TallJesse: or obnoxious
TallJesse: we loved it!
DK: i rule

Happy Friday!

I am so thankful to my iChat/gChat buddies for keeping me sane during these past few months by humoring me with daily conversations about absolute nonsense.

Megoon: what if you inseminated a half-black half-white lady?
you'd have a perfect-skinned kid with weird hair, it would be awesome
me: hmmmm the hair i might not dig
but my child would be cool maybe
or i could inseminate a duck
and have a half duck half child
Megoon: like zeus?
i think if you do that you still have a kid
it just comes out of an eg
me: yum
Megoon: should i start spelling egg with one g?
me: yes
Megoon: eg
me: please
Megoon: 2 eg omelet
to be enjoyed by a monky
me: i like spelling stuff like that
like monky
hahahahah
YESSSSSS!!!
12:15 PM Megoon: i know you too well
me: hahaha amazing
ok i'm going to go be productive
(a.k.a. read People magazine)
Megoon: ok
write me a book report
me: The Black Man
who won the contest of america
has pretty lady
he dances with her
and she wears pretty dresses
like a swandress
together they make everyone very very happy
and golden coins fell from the sky
The End

Chris is funny

Me:
not really sure who would wanna hook up with a cripple...
Chris: i would
new experiences are fun
and you have to be gentle
that's kind of cool

Sent at 9:48 PM on Sunday

Me: hahahahaha

Thank you for the halfie book Chris. I ruv u.