TMI...

I love my girl-friends.

I really do.

I enjoy doing girly things, and talking about shopping and hair and dieting and clothes and celebrities...

But it is important to understand that there are certain topics that are off-limits.

Example:

ThesySurface: i had a brazilian bikini wax today. that shit hurts!!!
Kwanzaa: yuck
ThesySurface: my coochie feels like its on fire
Kwanzaa: AHhhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kwanzaa: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThesySurface: (ooops, sorry.)

Please let the record show that from this day forward, I do not wish to hear, under ANY circumstances, about the hairs being ripped out of someone's vagina.

Thank you.