Still piecing together wastedface...

IM with TallJesse:

TallJesse: do you remember shattering the glass on the sidewalk?
DK: no
TallJesse: i just looked at you
DK: i did that?
TallJesse: and was like, "how the fuck did you sneak a glass outside!!?"
DK: i have no idea what you are talking about
TallJesse: and you just grunted
TallJesse: finished it
TallJesse: and lifted the glass above your head
TallJesse: in front of all of us
TallJesse: and just opened your hands
TallJesse: and it shattered all over the sidewalk
DK: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
TallJesse: and everyone started laughing and running!
DK: that is amazing
TallJesse: nobody thought it was wrong
TallJesse: or obnoxious
TallJesse: we loved it!
DK: i rule