Ah....the wonder of it all.
It really doesn't get any better. (Except for maybe Night 2)
Old friends everywhere...
30,000 singing, dancing, wasted-ass smartpeople...
BrentGrinna sightings...
More dancing...
And general zealousness...
AND THEN IT HAPPENED.
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KG got down on one knee.
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Everyone gathered around.
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Gasping.
Snapping photos.
It was finally happening.
After SIX YEARS.
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Heidi was beaming.
"QUIET EVERYONE!!!! HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE!!!!" I shouted.
Best friends and strangers all gathered around for the momentous event.
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And then....it happened...
KG looked up into Heidi's eyes.
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A twinkle in his eye.
A giant grin on his face.
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It then turned ugly.
His face contorted into something horrible.
His tongue came out of his mouth.
His face scrunched up.
"NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, in a nasal, subhuman tone.
Everyone was stunned.
Jaws dropped.
It was the meanest prank in the history of the world.
These two have been dating since FRESHMAN YEAR.
It would have been the perfect occasion for a proposal: A beautiful setting. Where it all began. Surrounded by best friends.
But no.
It was just KG being KG.
Heidi dealt with the whole stunt like the trooper that she is and laughed about it with the rest of us. We were all very impressed and amazed.
She really is a special type of super human. If you don't believe me, click here.
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Later on there were several Masi Oka sightings.
We trekked home to Briah's sweaty and mostly blacked-out around 3am.
The morning after was not a pretty sight.
Briah's apt was a total sweaty smelly air-conditionless (yet awesome) crackhouse.
I LOVE BROWN.
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