Dr. Dan gets hit by a drunk driver.

I arrived in NY and checked my voicemail last night.

Apparently Dan's car was totaled after being hit by a drunk driver.

I called him immediately.

"Are you OK?????"

"Yeah. We were asleep."

"????"

"Oh. Our car got hit while parked on the street."

"HAHAHAHAHA."

"Wait. Was it a hit and run?"

"Well...it was a 22-year-old driving a Jaguar. His car was totaled too. He tried to run but the neighbors caught him and dragged him back."

"That is INCREDIBLE."

"It wasn't even his car. The last name on the registration was different from his."

"Someone's parents are going to be PISSED."

"Haha."

"Nice work. Ok bye."

"Byeeeee."

"Wait! Did you take pictures?"

"Of course."





"That's not TOTALED...I imagined much worse. It's just like.......missing a wheel......or something."

NIIIIIICE.