Ryan's B'day @ Q's

Pregaming began at Matt and Kristy Jewett's (my first married-couple friends) (So weird) (I am old).





The party then moved over to Q's where typical drunken shenanigans took place.





There was a brawl in the upstairs bar which was pretty sweet...



Birthday Boy seduced a cutie for a change. (See: Slut Hunting)




(The head-petting trick always seals the deal.)



Some random chick posed in a picture with us.




And finally we went home, where Kristy made the foods...

And Matt the starving squirrel ate the foods...



And promptly passed out.



But just as I was going to eat the delicious foods off the delicious squirrel-boy, he promptly came to life...

"Wait! Wait! I'm still eating!"



Damn.