Dear Sweet Baby Jesus,
I know that weather.com is reporting 100% chance of precipitation, but please hold off the winter storm just a little bit so I can get my gimpy ass up to Boston so that I may engage in some funnery. I very much do not want to spend the first day of 2009 sitting on the couch watching TV.
And if I do make it to Boston, please find it in your sweet baby soul not to make me slip and break my good ankle.
That would be very nice.
Final wish for 2008.
Thank you and I love you.
-DK, Esq.
Esq.? Jesus is not going to like you for lying to him about your professional status.
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