Guy's

When I heard that an acquaintance friend Eli and his friend Kate were having a joint birthday party at Guy's, I thought "fun!"

"Annoying...but fun!"

See we went to Guy's about a year or two ago, back when Danny Masterson from that 70s show used to host a celeb-filled night with live music. That time the entrance had been swarmed by paparazzi and there was a line outside that went around the block. We had waited an hour or so to get in but when we did we found ourselves in the company of everyone from Dustin Hoffman to Kelly Osbourne to Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody making out in the corner (and being really skinny) and Bijou Phillips and Michelle Rodriguez getting in a fistfight.

Knowing this, we figured we should get to the bar early to avoid the insanity.

Party started at 9.

We got there at 10.




.......


The party eventually filled up. But only because these two people were having birthday parties there.



Had it not been for the birthdays, there would have been ten people at the club. And still they had the nerve to charge cover.



Ryan hit on some Asian girl that Christo did not approve of and eventually sprayed a mouthful of beer all over.



And Marco, in typical predator fashion, picked off the weakest of the herd, going for a potato-shaped girl with a sweet finger-cast.




(Oh, we went to this open bar thing at the grand opening of one of my photo labs beforehand which is why Chris was as hammered as he was and spitting beer on Asians.)



The night culminated with Ryan grinding his crotch into said Asian on an empty dancefloor.



And roofied girls on the sidewalk vomiting. The best.



Naia's birthday party is next weekend.

Hopefully that will be fun.