UALB and ARR!!!

If you haven't heard already you either live in a hole or are named Suri Cruise.

Lance f-ing Bass is gay and dating REICHEN from the AMAZING RACE.

Ugly-Ass Lance Bass...



Amazing Race Reichen.



Amazing Race Reichen...



UGLY. ASS. LANCE. BASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHAT?!??!?!?

I'm sorry.

I need to repeat that.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Something is not right in the world.

However, it does inspire me to become super famous and successful so that ridiculously good-looking semi-famous people will want to date me regardless of how ugly I am.

Who'd have ever thought I'd someday be insanely jealous of Lance Bass?