Early Tuesday Morning

6am. Danny is in line with 200-plus people at the West Hollywood Pavilions which is abruptly closing down for remodeling and getting rid of every single thing (including top shelf alcohol) for 50% off.



He asked me for a shopping list.

I wrote:

BEER
VODKA
CHICKEN FINGERS

(I think we may throw a party next week.)



Meanwhile, I'm at LAX en route to NYC quietly eating muffin tops and being reminded of Seinfeld's Muffin Stump episode and how friggin' brilliant that show was.