I SAW TOM CRUISE

I was stopped in traffic just past Rodeo on Santa Monica in Beverly Hills when I saw an SUV with a pretty girl in it who I thought looked like Kate Beckinsale.

Studying her closely I realized it was not.

She continued into the intersection and turned left, allowing the black Range Rover behind her to pull forward into my sightline.

Stupid floppy boy-bowl hair... Large nose... Big Risky Business shades... Signs of hotness ten years past... TOM CRUISE!!!!!!

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I continued on my journey East and ended up meeting up with Chlobags, in town for fashion shtuff, for lunch.



Morels @ The Grove makes an incredible and large flatbread pizza with smoked salmon, gruyere cheese, capers, and onions.