Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Asian Tourists

So our original plan to hang out at the Getty was foiled by the fact that the Getty is CLOSED ON MONDAYS.

What?!?!?!?

What museum is closed on Mondays?

We were extremely upset after having driven all the way over there.

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Plan B was to drive to Beverly Hills and grab some lunch around Rodeo.

We dined outside in order to celeb-watch.



It wasn't long before we had our first sighting.

Amanda Bynes!

She was shopping with a friend and looking rather un-toned, round-faced, and generally bad-as-a-blonde.



After lunch the only logical next step was to go and buy a Star Map!



The map was pretty ghetto (I think the little Mexican who sold it to us made it himself), but we put a good half hour into plotting out a route that would ensure the maximum number of A-list house sightings.

First we saw what the map claimed to be the house from Gone With The Wind...



...Then we swung by "George Michael's"...



...and we played a little ding-dong-ditch on Charlton Heston...



...then swung by Brad and Angie's...



(it was SURROUNDED by security cameras).



Next stop was "Tom & Katie's"...



And one of Paris Hilton's properties...




And finally we stopped for cake in Brentwood, hoping to bump into the Afflecks. (No dice.)



Other things we saw but did not photograph:

- Playboy Mansion.
- Whitney and Bobby's
- The Osbourne home.
- Sidney Poitier's.
- Aaron Spelling's former estate.
- Halle Berry's home.
- Really bad car accident (happened right in front of us) involving a Lexus LX SUV (the nice kind) and a Benz SL convertible (the VERY nice kind). Sucks.

Sometimes it's fun to embrace your fobby Asian roots.

Today we did just that.

1 comment:

  1. to be honest I don't think even your roots are fobby.

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