When Bad Magazine Covers happen to Good People

Why hello. I am Marcus Mark. Formerly quite hot. Now getting older and rocking a giant chicken-drumstick of a forearm.

Nice.



Why hello! I am Drew Boringsmore. I already have a round face from years and years of weight struggles. Look how my current round hair frames my round face and creates A SPHERE!!!!! Zoom in! Yesss!!!



Ni hao! I am Sandra Oh! OHHHHHH!!! You are taking picture now???

GREYS ANATOMY SUCKS!!! MY CHEST IS EXPLODING!!!!!



And finally...

Hello!!! I am Jennifer Hudson!!!! Oh my god I am living a dream. I can't believe this isn't a dream! I won an Oscar! Also I have lost three hundred pounds. This picture makes me look like a hungry Downs Syndromer! I will eat you!!!! (elephant-like squeal)