Since Kelli now lives around the block from us, we pregamed a little and walked over.
Matt did shots with a bevy of female slut admirers.
The Jewetts showed up in matching Pimp/Ho-wear.
And someone brought TACOS.
Some pimps got a little territorial...
While others just showed their hos who was boss.
There was a tiny little puppy dog that got stepped on several times. (Notice its size compared to my shoe.)
Morgan was waaaaaaaaaasted...
And there we had a little Eiffel Tower action going on.
And the tacos.
And the 40s.
And the cookie slut.
There were all kinds of hos.
Eugene showed up sans girlfriend.
More shots were had.
Drunk sluts started getting a little crazy.
The Jenna doll lurked wherever we went.
Hos acted all ho-ey.
And Morgan was so wasted he actually tried macking on a girl with Jenna-doll in hand.
Dude-in-wig showed up.
As did Ian. As a ho.
Hotttt...
The other girl didn't really work out...so Morgan settled for something a little less...well...
Yeah.
So in the end there was fun and food and blowup dolls and everyone had a good time and Matt got appropriately birthday-wasted and lots of pictures were taken that will undoubtedly prevent several party-goers from ever running for public office.
Happy Birthday Matty!
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