Saturday, April 15, 2006

Critical mistakes.

I was bad.

Very very bad.

The Mormon has not called.

Quite possibly because I am so very fat.

But also perhaps because I texted him Wednesday to get something stupid translated into Spanish. (I locked Bjoern's keys like a total dumbass in his apartment and needed to write a note to the cleaning lady for help.) He replied back promptly and helpfully. All seemed well.

Thursday I texted him breezily to invite him to Q's. No response.

Friday night I called and left voicemail.

It is now Saturday night.

Nothing. Nada. Zilp. Zilch. Fuck.

Oh god oh god oh god.

I am an idiot.

The End.

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