I'm on a BOAT!

This entry is meant to be read/sung somewhat in the style of The Lonely Island's "I'm On a Boat."



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We at the YACHT CLUB!!!




Cuz we be gettin' on a BOAT!




We got some happy people....

Cuz they gone RIDIN' ON A BOAT!



We got some couches....on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!



Also got bedrooms.....on this SWEET SICK-NASTY BOAT!!!



Someone brought Miley stickers...

....on this MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!




We got a 50-inch plasma on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!



Everybody look at us, cuz we're ON A F*CKING BOAT!!!!



You can run all around... on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!



We bustin' five knots....wind WHIPPING AT OUR COATS!



We gonna chill in our captains hats WE'RE ON A F*CKIN BOAT!!!




We gonna sit and do nothing on this NASTY BOAT!!!



You F*CKERS can't stop us cause we're ON A F*CKING BOAT!



We got BEER PONGGGG... on this MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!






But playin's a little harder CUZ YOU'RE ON A F*CKING BOAT!




We'll watch the night fall.....ON THIS MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!



We'll sit around and rock tunes on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!



Also got FOOD....on this F*CKING BOAT!




Take a good, hard, look at us, WE'RE ON A F*CKING BOAT!



The ceiling's kind of low, on this MOTHAF*CKING BOAT!



F*ck land, motherf*ckers CUZ WE RIDIN' ON A BOAT!




(beat fades out)




(Thank you, Eugene, for taking us on the boat.)