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Body Found In Machine At McDonalds Processing Plant

The body of a 40 year old woman was found in a machine at a McDonalds processing plant. The processing plant is located in Southern California and is a major supplier to McDonalds restaurants.

Detectives say her body was found early Tuesday at Golden State Foods which is located in a Los Angeles subarb. Her death was accidential according to investigators. The only detail is that she was an employee. No other details were given.

The company has centers around the nation. According to a website the company supplies McDonalds restaurants. They also developed the sauce for the Big Macs in the 1960's.

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