I just saw a crazy skinny hairy black homeless walking up Broadway holding four brand new Abercrombie and Fitch shopping bags (you know, the ones with hot shirtless models on the sides) making erratic machine-gun hand-motions coupled with saliva spray and farting noises coming from his mouth. It was so strange.
At one point he turned and started moving toward me and I squealed and scurried across the street.
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