New phone!

Oh. By the way I got the sweetest new phone.

First of all, it's a flip phone (no more pocket calling!).

Secondly I can display all my favorite headshots of people and they pop up whenever that person calls!



And then.... (NO AND THEN!)

And then.......(NO AND THEN!!!!!!)

The bestest thing about my new phone?



Paris Hilton's Diamond Quest.

A reworked version of the arcade classic Bejeweled.

It's amazing.

So good.

I sat on my couch and played for three hours.