Sunday, January 3, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
Privé / D-i
If you think getting out of a stretch Hummer at a club is fun, imagine getting off a giant yacht and walking right into a club.
Not that we did that.
I mean we almost did.
But we went home and showered first.
I'm just saying, imagine doing that. It would be pretty sweet.
So we ended up at Privé.
And then we went upstairs to Dragon-i.
Dragon-i is insane.
Seriously. You could die. And I'm surprised noone has died a horrible flaming death there yet (to my knowledge).
Erik-with-a-"K" found a girl that looked like a diseased and dying geisha.
Geishaface!
The fun in HK is neverending.
We got gyros.
And headed home to rest up for NYE 2010.
Next up: Fancypants New Years!
Not that we did that.
I mean we almost did.
But we went home and showered first.
I'm just saying, imagine doing that. It would be pretty sweet.
So we ended up at Privé.
And then we went upstairs to Dragon-i.
Dragon-i is insane.
Seriously. You could die. And I'm surprised noone has died a horrible flaming death there yet (to my knowledge).
Erik-with-a-"K" found a girl that looked like a diseased and dying geisha.
Geishaface!
The fun in HK is neverending.
We got gyros.
And headed home to rest up for NYE 2010.
Next up: Fancypants New Years!
I'm on a BOAT!
This entry is meant to be read/sung somewhat in the style of The Lonely Island's "I'm On a Boat."
....................................
We at the YACHT CLUB!!!
Cuz we be gettin' on a BOAT!
We got some happy people....
Cuz they gone RIDIN' ON A BOAT!
We got some couches....on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
Also got bedrooms.....on this SWEET SICK-NASTY BOAT!!!
Someone brought Miley stickers...
....on this MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
We got a 50-inch plasma on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
Everybody look at us, cuz we're ON A F*CKING BOAT!!!!
You can run all around... on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
We bustin' five knots....wind WHIPPING AT OUR COATS!
We gonna chill in our captains hats WE'RE ON A F*CKIN BOAT!!!
We gonna sit and do nothing on this NASTY BOAT!!!
You F*CKERS can't stop us cause we're ON A F*CKING BOAT!
We got BEER PONGGGG... on this MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
But playin's a little harder CUZ YOU'RE ON A F*CKING BOAT!
We'll watch the night fall.....ON THIS MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
We'll sit around and rock tunes on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
Also got FOOD....on this F*CKING BOAT!
Take a good, hard, look at us, WE'RE ON A F*CKING BOAT!
The ceiling's kind of low, on this MOTHAF*CKING BOAT!
F*ck land, motherf*ckers CUZ WE RIDIN' ON A BOAT!
(beat fades out)
(Thank you, Eugene, for taking us on the boat.)
....................................
We at the YACHT CLUB!!!
Cuz we be gettin' on a BOAT!
We got some happy people....
Cuz they gone RIDIN' ON A BOAT!
We got some couches....on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
Also got bedrooms.....on this SWEET SICK-NASTY BOAT!!!
Someone brought Miley stickers...
....on this MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
We got a 50-inch plasma on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
Everybody look at us, cuz we're ON A F*CKING BOAT!!!!
You can run all around... on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
We bustin' five knots....wind WHIPPING AT OUR COATS!
We gonna chill in our captains hats WE'RE ON A F*CKIN BOAT!!!
We gonna sit and do nothing on this NASTY BOAT!!!
You F*CKERS can't stop us cause we're ON A F*CKING BOAT!
We got BEER PONGGGG... on this MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
But playin's a little harder CUZ YOU'RE ON A F*CKING BOAT!
We'll watch the night fall.....ON THIS MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
We'll sit around and rock tunes on this MOTHAF*CKIN BOAT!
Also got FOOD....on this F*CKING BOAT!
Take a good, hard, look at us, WE'RE ON A F*CKING BOAT!
The ceiling's kind of low, on this MOTHAF*CKING BOAT!
F*ck land, motherf*ckers CUZ WE RIDIN' ON A BOAT!
(beat fades out)
(Thank you, Eugene, for taking us on the boat.)
Driving in HK
I drove in HK for the first time the other day.
It was terrifying. It's like driving in NYC (people are crazy aggressive) except everything is opposite because you're on the right side of the car and the left side of the street and the gas pedals are the same but your blinker is on the right and so when you try to signal your windshield wipers turn on and make you scared and confused and signs are not helpful because there are no real street names and everything is in half-English and there is no rhyme or reason to how the streets are organized and you have to know where different boroughs are oriented in order to get anywhere for instance there's no North or South or East or West you either have to head toward Kwun Tong or Kowloon or Sai Kung or Clearwater Bay or Sha Tin.
You'd think a city full of awful Asian drivers would try to make everything as simple as possible...
Anyway I got super mega lost and had to pay a cab driver to drive ahead of me and lead me home. Not my proudest moment.
Don't think I'll be driving again here anytime soon.
It was terrifying. It's like driving in NYC (people are crazy aggressive) except everything is opposite because you're on the right side of the car and the left side of the street and the gas pedals are the same but your blinker is on the right and so when you try to signal your windshield wipers turn on and make you scared and confused and signs are not helpful because there are no real street names and everything is in half-English and there is no rhyme or reason to how the streets are organized and you have to know where different boroughs are oriented in order to get anywhere for instance there's no North or South or East or West you either have to head toward Kwun Tong or Kowloon or Sai Kung or Clearwater Bay or Sha Tin.
You'd think a city full of awful Asian drivers would try to make everything as simple as possible...
Anyway I got super mega lost and had to pay a cab driver to drive ahead of me and lead me home. Not my proudest moment.
Don't think I'll be driving again here anytime soon.
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