Heidi's Temp Job

I went to pick up Heidi from her temp job for lunch.

So, Heidi has been temping at this super high-profile retouching studio for the past week or so working as the receptionist, answering phones and receiving guests, packages, and pizzas.

Weirdly, and somewhat hilariously, there sits a giant painting behind the main reception desk that looks JUST LIKE HEIDI.

Apparently more than just a few visitors (and janitorial staff) had assumed it was in fact her, and had commented on what a beautiful portrait it was of the lovely temp receptionist (and had probably thought it quite strange).



I mean really.



The resemblance is uncanny.

And hilarious.

Singles Awareness Day

Felix, Steph, Anne and I shared a delicious V-Day meal at Ivo & Lulu's, this teeny little French-Caribbean joint which served some pretty epic food. (And also is BYOB.)



There was a lots and a lots of a wein.



And also delicious rabbit weiners. (Rabbit and ginger sausages.)

Oh. So. Delicious.

V-day '07

Nobody got lucky last night.

Not me.

Not Tom.





And deeeeeefinitely not Walter.

A Beautiful Corpse

In case you don't have a hot date tonight, Walter will be murdered on tonight's episode of Criminal Minds.

CBS 9pm

Enjoy.

Chillin' in NYC...

Literally.

It is f*ing cold.

Robbie Williams Music Video

Remember the Robbie Williams video I shot?

It's finally online.

You can catch me in a few shots if you know what you're looking for.

Tom from AI

Oh

yes.

Thank you BJ for hooking us up.

Be Still My Beating Heart...

Turban's CD Release/Yeebee's Short & Silly Visit

We went over to Falcon to celebrate the release of Turban's New CD.

Check it out here.




Then I headed over to WeHo where I found a drunken little wastoid visitor.



I left him only for a second to run to the bathroom and came back to find him leaning against the wall of the dancefloor.

Asleep.



Oh what ever will we do with this little one.

ChrisWu turns old.

For the special occasion, they broke out the good vodka.



Girls, Gays and Reality TV Stars were all on-hand to celebrate the wonder of the Wu.





And then we went up to the hills to Youtchi's house, site of David's Slutty Party.

Thanks to Mr. Ministerscaya, this is the only picture I managed to take.

And the only memory I have of the party.



Fun times were had I hear.

Oh Sidney Poitier...

I love the man.

Really I do.

Any man who is a hero of Oprah's is a hero of mine.

Any man who drives a sweet Bentley is a hero of mine.

But couldn't the dude have hired somebody to do a little research so that he could have avoided titling his "spiritual autobiography" something that had already been used? And by used I mean totally and completely tainted beyond repair.

I mean seriously.



Each copy might as well come attached with a big steaming bag of turds.

First CD Cover!

Anna Nicole

For some reason I find myself deeply disturbed and saddened by her death.

It's almost as heartbreaking as Princess Diana's death.

Sure Anna was kind of crazy and for the most part incoherent, but I think it's horrible the stuff she had been going through just a few months ago with her son dying right after the birth of her daughter and the ensuing media frenzy.

I'm not a religious person by any means, but I do believe that death is not the end of our existence.

I hope she is at peace wherever she is.

Bunnies!

Today was an interesting day.

I had two clients actually fly in from Las Vegas because they wanted to shoot with me. Flattering much?

These girls were super sweet. They work as Playboy bunnies at the Playboy Lounge at the Palms.



Even weirder?

So the girls are getting their makeup on in the living room. Music is playing. The TV is on. One of the girls, April, starts talking about how she just finished filming a new "reality" show for E! called Paradise City which is basically Laguna Beach set in Las Vegas. (It's co-produced by Ryan Seacrest and the producers of Laguna Beach.) Just as she's talking about how she was in LA recently to re-record the audio for some of the "scenes" for the show, the promo came on on TV!




There are more reality stars born each minute than there are babies.




Bunnies!

Road Rules Gossip

I don't think anyone our age watches Road Rules these days.

Anyone but me anyway.

Well here's a juicy tidbit in case any of you still watch.

Just had lunch with Adam who is on a break (they film 4 days and have the other 3 off) and who was just saved from being kicked out of the RV because Crazy Abram punched him in the face and got kicked off the show.

Well Abram broke his hand during the punch and is now calling and texting and making death threats because Adam is thinking about suing his ass and because, well, that is just what crazy people do.

Adam is now headed off to get a restraining order.

Ahhh the life of a reality TV star.

More on the Gay Masseur

Turns out Sebastian the Gay Massuese was a refugee from Croatia. He was in a concentration camp for several years as a teenager and somehow fled to Germany where he lived in foster homes before running away to come to the US.

He has lived here for about six years or so and has built quite a little "business" for himself.

He has a multitude of extremely wealthy clients, some who are even billionaires who shower him with gifts like $30,000 watches and the like. Many book him several times a week.

Averaging $6000 or so a week, he sends a large portion of the money he makes to his mother who still lives in Croatia. She just recently bought a new house.

Also he employs a full-time personal assistant and driver because he is terrified of driving and often confuses right and left (a side-effect of concentration camping) (yuck).

So...in a way it's kind of amazing that he has achieved so much (or at least made so much money) after having had such a hard childhood. And it's kind of noble what he is doing, and a little bit inspiring...

...until you remember that he's giving people handys for a living.

HOTTT DOGGGGG: Episode 3

After much pregaming we headed down the boulevard to HOT DOG.



Girls love The Dog.

It is easy to see why.




Also Danny and Thomas, my new gays, came.



I am so happy to have new gays.

And I am equally happy to have such Dog-loving friends (some clearly more intoxicated than others).




Also I am proud of Erin for managing to refrain from becoming a sketchball/going-home-with-random-gays-to-be-dressed-up-in-silly clothes-and-fawned-over.

Erin's BFF Bessie on the other hand?

Total sketchball.

I'm bringin' scallops back (yeah!)...

Just had a delicious lunch with the Grutzmachers at Sor Tino in Brentwood.

It's on Barrington just south of San Vicente.

Go go go go go

Nikki's Local 76 or something.

It's a stupid name for a bar.

But a very fun place.




TL brought Asian friends, one of whom looked like Hilary Duff with slanty eyes.

These chicks would later go on to vomit in a cab. And everywhere else.

Go Team Asia.



Also Doug lost his car/house keys.

This made for much funnery.

Chrispy may or may not be a child molester...