BEYONCE?!?!?!?

No...

It's her double!

My client today was this goofy girl named Krista who, most recently, worked as Beyonce's stunt/body double for Dreamgirls.

In person they don't look much alike at all, but in pictures I thought she bore a striking resemblance.

She provided me with all the juicy backstage gossip:

Beyonce and J. Hudson are actually friends!

Beyonce is really really REALLY shy!

J. Hudson is like everyone's loud sister!

Jamie Foxx is always funny!

Everyone hates Eddie Murphy and he yells a lot and storms off set!!!

Also, she had never tasted an onion before (black people are so silly), so I took her to the Counter Burger and stuffed her face full of onion strings.




She loved them!

Next up: Tomatoes and ranch dressing. (Both of which she's never tried and refuses to.)

BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO SILLY!

Like Seriously...WTF???

And the video.

At least she kind of looks skinny...

Anna Nicole

For some reason I find myself deeply disturbed and saddened by her death.

It's almost as heartbreaking as Princess Diana's death.

Sure Anna was kind of crazy and for the most part incoherent, but I think it's horrible the stuff she had been going through just a few months ago with her son dying right after the birth of her daughter and the ensuing media frenzy.

I'm not a religious person by any means, but I do believe that death is not the end of our existence.

I hope she is at peace wherever she is.