Long Beach...is still the wrong beach...

DannyR. texted me this morning saying he wanted to go check out Long Beach Pride.

I wasn't really doing anything except sitting around waiting for some foolio to return my phone call, so I said yeah let's go.

We went down to Club Ripples where they were serving $2 beers and $3 vodka drinks.



Beachside bar? Very pretty.



Long Beach locals? Not so pretty.





There was, however, a free taco buffet.

And an Amani clone.



Everyone was really nice and friendly. It was a fun time.

But a few hours in the LBC is more than enough.

We watched the pretty sunset and then retreated to the big bad city.

Mamasay Mamasa Ma Ma Coosa...

About a week and half or so ago (last last weekend, right before I got all cracked out) we went down to Long Beach to hit up Tigerheat @ Executive Suites which just happens to be next to Kristy and Mike's new apartment.

It was Nelly Furtado night so it was a pretty safe bet that the music would rock.




I think they played Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" about three times.

And each time everyone went CRAZY.



Mamasay Mamasa Ma Ma Coosa...

Mamasay Mamasa Ma Ma Coosa...

Mamasay Mamasa Ma Ma Coosa...



Long Beach is awesome because there is ZERO attitude (I know, hard to imagine, right?) and you can talk to whoever you want or better yet, everyone just comes and talks to you, especially if you are tall and friendly-looking and Asian.



Unfortunately there is no shortage of olds and uglies however...



Oh well. So fun. Must do again. Everyone should come.

Long Beach is the Wrong Beach

So it seems like Kristy may be moving to Long Beach in January to live with MikeyMike in his newly purchased apartment.




Also she will be sharing the space with MoonDoggy (also known as Moonberry).



In preparation for this change, we decided to spend an evening out in Long Beach to check out the bar scene.

After visiting 1, 2, 3, 4 bars that were all pretty lame and populated with olds, balds, and/or really drunk college freshmen...we kind of gave up...and went to Hooters.



It's funny because everywhere else in the country, Hooters girls tend to be kind of attractive...



In Southern California, however, all the hot girls get higher-paying jobs at all the hot bars and clubs and so you are left with Hooters girls that look like this...



...only fatter. And with glasses.

Mikey still enjoyed the scenery though.