Bieber Dream

I had a dream that my job was to hold a giant 6 liter bottle of Purell and stand next to Justin Bieber and make sure everyone was sanitized before they touched him/shook his hand. We would travel from place to place and eat pizza together and it was really awesome except Sheryl Crow REFUSED to use sanitizer and I had to beat her away with one of those foam pool floaty-worm thingys.