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Anyway...you know how when you're little and you pour Elmer's glue all over your fingers and wait for it to dry and then when it's dry you peel it off your fingers in one piece and your underlying finger is all moist and smooth after absorbing all the moisture from the glue?
Well that is what my leg is like now.
I've resisted tearing off the little bandage thingy's covering my stitch-scabs and so all my skin has dried up and it lately started flaking off.
Kinda gross. But underneath is the smoothest feeling layer of skin ever.
Like really. You should come and rub your face against it.
It is soooo smooth.
Smoother than a baby's bottom.
And delicious. Mmmmmm.
Here's a nice big piece!
And the scarring underneath isn't as awful as I thought it would be.
In celebration we went to Costco and bought alcohol.
And a Blu-Ray DVD player.
Yay shopping!
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