New neighbor!

Danny moved out the other day. Supersadnessfaces all around.

But I have a new neighbor!

Everyone, meet Evan.



He lives in 304. I live in 305.

He is cute and fun and works from home and has a rarely updated blog and sells exit signs. Literally.

We get along because we can marathon TV shows for hours. (He made it through Alias: Season 1 in about 3 days.)

Also, he likes cripples.

Also, we both have roommates that may or may not know how to use a dishwasher.

Evan's certainly does not.





Frickin' morons.

Halloweeeneeen Night !ONE

I happy to annoucne we have gone out for ahllwoeeen!

afrte perpeaytions int he mirrore




we went tpartpre party upstairs.



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and then bakc home!and meghan wasa slutty with amornmon.




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and i am please to presnet. our newsest beast frrend...

neighor. modle. friined.

matt.

The Boys Upstairs

What does our upstairs neighbor and new best friend look like?

Well...I would say he's a cross between Jason Lewis.



And Travis Fimmel.



What's that? You say they're almost the same?

Uh...yeah...

They're both YUMMYYYY

The neighbors upstairs...

So Kristy and I have been plotting to figure out a way to hang out with our hot neighbors upstairs.

We've bumped into them repeatedly. At Q's. At the gym. In the garage. In the elevator.

I know one of them is named Ryan. And coincidentally the person who used to live in our unit was named Ryan. And we still get some of his mail.

So...I came up with a brilliant idea to ask Ryan upstairs if all this mail addressed to Ryan Davis is for him!

But as I type, Kristy has run upstairs to "do laundry". But, she is "out of quarters" and "needs change" and thus must "ask for change".

We'll see if anything happens with that.

Evil scheming Asians we are...