I am so thankful to my iChat/gChat buddies for keeping me sane during these past few months by humoring me with daily conversations about absolute nonsense.
Megoon: what if you inseminated a half-black half-white lady?
you'd have a perfect-skinned kid with weird hair, it would be awesome
me: hmmmm the hair i might not dig
but my child would be cool maybe
or i could inseminate a duck
and have a half duck half child
Megoon: like zeus?
i think if you do that you still have a kid
it just comes out of an eg
me: yum
Megoon: should i start spelling egg with one g?
me: yes
Megoon: eg
me: please
Megoon: 2 eg omelet
to be enjoyed by a monky
me: i like spelling stuff like that
like monky
hahahahah
YESSSSSS!!!
12:15 PM Megoon: i know you too well
me: hahaha amazing
ok i'm going to go be productive
(a.k.a. read People magazine)
Megoon: ok
write me a book report
me: The Black Man
who won the contest of america
has pretty lady
he dances with her
and she wears pretty dresses
like a swandress
together they make everyone very very happy
and golden coins fell from the sky
The End