Basically I was at Rage several months ago when the big dude below, who is a bartender/bouncer, asked me if I was an actor and if I would be in his film which somehow involves a whole bunch of little people (AKA midgets) and tall people.
I played a disgruntled coffee shop employee.

Below, a midget...erm, I mean, little person.

I actually had a few lines in the movie. Something along the lines of "I hate her. Yo fuck that bitch!" But at the last second those lines were reassigned to a big scary black man.
I guess it makes more sense than an angry giant Asian. With glasses.
:-/