New Years 2014 in NOLA!

For New Years Eve I started the evening with Semmesey and Katie and all their lovely friends at home.

Stellababy looked totes adorbs.

And Semmsey had cooked up a delicious New Years pot roast.

And opened a very special giant bottle of wine.

Among those present were the adorable Chris Carrot and his soon to be bride Tara. I am shooting their wedding in Italy next summer and am SOYYYY EXCITED.

Last year we rang in the New Years 2013 with endless bottles of Dom Perignon. 

This year I decided we needed to step it up with Cristal. LOVE that packaging.

The pot roast was SOOOO good. (We ended up using the sauce for a couple extra days to make breakfast eggs and dinner pastas and oh my god i feel like an obeast.)

Dom, while expensive, tastes like poop. So I was a little skeptical of whether or not Cristal would be all that delicious.

But it was. It was the most delicious champagne I have ever tasted.

It literally tastes like a million dollars.

And this picture is so obnoxious.

Mmmm yay. Loves my Smershy and Simmons! I am so thankful to have so many wonderful friends that I know will be in my life forever and ever.

So...a couple of weeks ago, while in LA, I "bumped" into my acquaintance-friend Rusty and his friend David Alan. I say "bumped" because that's basically what happens these days when you're traveling and you see on the FB that someone else happens to be in your city and so you tell them to swing by while you're holding court at SoHo House and they do and you realize you are both Delta Diamonds and have the best jobs ever with the most flexible schedules ever so you just inevitable that you are to become BFFs...

Well Rusty lives in New Orleans and has probably the most fabulous job in New Orleans (he is also a fellow giant). And David Alan is equally fabulous (he's an agent at one the big talent agencies in LA) and they were in town for the New Year and had rezzies at a club on the waterfront.

So they picked me up and we giggled and sang and sipped champagnes all the way to the French Quarter. (LOVES that New Orleans has no open container rules.)

We got to the club and were greeted at our table by hors d'ouevre people carrying the most incredible spread of treats. Alligator sausage sliders, pulled pork sliders, meat pies, mini fried oyster po boys, and this: LOBSTER/CRAB ROLLS.

We had an entire reserved balcony table overlooking the entire club.

It was soyyyy fabulous...

Every once in a while we'd look out and wave to the Poors.

I forsee many more crazy adventures in the future with these two troublemakers...

Rusty's business partner Jeff is also a fellow Asian giant, and he and his wife live near Katie and Semmesey with a 3-year-old so I plan to hook them all up so they can all rule this town together.

Did I mention that these boys were trouble?

It was such a fun evening.

We also had a window and could look out on the street where people were lined up and gathered around Jackson Square in the pouring rain waiting for fireworks. Sorry about it.

I don't know why we needed this much alcohol... most of it remained unopened and we peaced out immediately after the countdown. What a waste.

For the countdown we went out back to the boardwalk along the waterfront where fireworks were being set off from a barge on the water.

It was mayhem out there.

We got a little separated...but thankfully being fellow giants, it's easy to find each other again.

People were pushing and shoving and near-stampeding because halfway through the fireworks show it started really pouring.

Them fireworks were purty though...

After the show we peaced out and headed to the pub to meet up with other fun gays. Loves my fabulous giants!

Adam was there too. Hiiiii adammmmm!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

2013 Year-In-Review will be coming soon.

Turban's CD Release/Yeebee's Short & Silly Visit

We went over to Falcon to celebrate the release of Turban's New CD.

Check it out here.




Then I headed over to WeHo where I found a drunken little wastoid visitor.



I left him only for a second to run to the bathroom and came back to find him leaning against the wall of the dancefloor.

Asleep.



Oh what ever will we do with this little one.

ChrisWu turns old.

For the special occasion, they broke out the good vodka.



Girls, Gays and Reality TV Stars were all on-hand to celebrate the wonder of the Wu.





And then we went up to the hills to Youtchi's house, site of David's Slutty Party.

Thanks to Mr. Ministerscaya, this is the only picture I managed to take.

And the only memory I have of the party.



Fun times were had I hear.

New Years 2006 - WINTER WHITE PARTY

New Years ended up being the most amazing night ever. Both Farshid, Munish, and I had all been deathly ill the day before but managed to recover in time for the Winter White Party.

It was amazing. West Coast/East Coast/Boston/Providence/DC...everyone was there.

It was an absolute shitshow. Drinking, eating, singing, dancing, champagne beer pong, sex in stairwells, and vomit vomit everywhere.

God. Where do we even begin?

We all got ready at Felix's...



Hopped on the train to Chelsea...



And showed up at Mark and Todd's.

Shrimps were waiting courtesy of Chef Ray.




The party kicked off with some Beirut.




Smershy, Goon, and their girlfriends showed up.




Everyone was looking great and festive. All decked out in white.








Certain people, of course, went out of their way to NOT wear white when it was explicitly stated that that was the theme of the party...



But whatevs. It was rad.







Yeebee was rocking some sweet Asian glow.



All our beautiful little friend groups mixed together.






The apartment got packed. Seriously ridiculously packed. Over the course of the night there must have been like 600 people there. And many people CLEARLY did not get the White theme memo.










People were DRUUUNK...

At one point, before we even did the countdown, some douche just sat down on the couch, leaned over, and puked his guts out.




Heidi was awesome.

She was like, "are you ok?"
And the dude was like, "uh...yeah."
And we all screamed in unison, "THEN GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!"



What's even MORE gross though is that it was SO crowded in there that most people couldn't even see their feet. So people didn't notice the giant vomit puddle and shuffled right through it. Within five minutes all the vomit was GONE - distributed evenly throughout the room by disgusting shuffling feet.





And then we did the countdown.

5!!!!!!!!!!



4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

(Kisses all around.)




Happiest new years ever.



And very very drunk.






God by the time people cleared out, it was such a mess.






The "party donation box" idea didn't go over so well...



And with that, we entered the Year 2006.



HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!