Billabong Fashion Show & Concert

So I landed in LA and went with Jesse to Paramount Studios where they were having this huge fashion show and concert thing that he somehow secured us VIP tickets to.





We LOVES a red carpet!



So they converted the whole NYC backlot into an epic partyspace.





The bars had huge Ketel One Ice Luges that they used to chill drinks before they served them to us.



There were thousands of people.




There were DJs on all the different city streets...



There was not only VIP Open Bar, but VIP Open TACO Bar...





Art galleries...





And then there was a fashion show!







Followed by a concert by some dude Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros I've never heard of that a lot of people who are a lot cooler than me seem to like.



Standing up near the front of a stage at any concert almost ALWAYS results in someone in the audience that I know spotting me...



In this case it was JonMcCullough, Willy's little bro!



And with him, his gf Alissa and Miss Brenda!



Thank you Jesse!!!!



Can't wait for Britney Spears on Monday!!!

Fashion Show!

So I thought brunch attack was going to be my big event of the day Thursday, but Naia texted me that she had a plus one for the GenArt Fashion Show and being a professional starf*cker that loves anything with a red carpet I said where when how yes kthxbi....



There were lots of models on display, and the theme was something about Plastics Making Everything Possible. Which is true. Plastic IS wonderful. From boobs. To chin implants. To those wonderful little rings that both hold my soda cans together and asphyxiate otters in the forest.



The show was hosted by Kaley Cuoco who is some kind of C-list tv actress.



First phase was ok.






The girls were wearing weird little head adornments. Whatevs.





2nd phase of the show the girls all had crimped hair and looked FIERCE.






Then there was a mens phase which featured a mix of weird looking and good looking guys.





And things got strange when girls emerged with their hair tied around their faces like creepy moustaches and they all had scary eye makeup on and nipple accessories.




Naia rikey.



AND THEN a male ballerina came out and did some silly twirls.



Hirarious.



Anyway yeah, that was it.





Fun fun fashion show. Thanks Narni!



Afterparty was sweet too. Lots of girls from Top Model were around. Gorgeous people everywhere.




And Anoop and Megan Joy from American Idol!