Girlfriend BARELY looks pregnant.
From the front she basically looks like I do after a big lunch. (But whiter.)
I'm thinking I might take more maternity photos and launch a maternity site. Why not create a whole other stream of income right?

Michael recently got a big promotion (he's now the Prezzy of a little shoe company that rhymes with "Shmole Shmaan", no big deal) and he and Amandy recently moved into an awesome new apartment in Chelsea with this siiiiick private patiooooo.

The best part of the patio is that you step right out onto it rather than having to go upstairs to the roof (like her old place, and my place).
Excited for some fabulous summer bbqs and dinner parties!

Cannot wait to meet the little one!