We arose early in the morning to set out for Atlanta.
First stop along the way, was KFC for some KGC.
When we got there though, something amazing happened.
THE KFC BUFFET.
OMG WE LOVES THE SOUTH.
(omg we not-so-much loves fried liver and gizzards disguised as popcorn chicken.)
It was a relatively easy drive through Mississippi and Alabama.
Once we hit the ATL we popped in our grillz...you know...to look more like the local folk.
Stopped for another snack at Steak N' Shake...
And then arrived at Lauren's beautiful home, which is straight out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
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Night fell... and we descended upon the city.
We headed to the W Hotel, which was packed with a mixture of gays and straights and a smattering of obeses.
Ohhhh...AND THEN (No "and then"!) Lauren's friend brought us to a place called Swingin' Richards which if you are good at deciphering deeply encrypted codes you can figure out what that translates to...
Strippers strippers everywhere. AND THEN (No "and then"!) at midnight they trotted a little MIDGET STRIPPER.
It was AMAZING.
And he was surprisingly hot.
Seriously. Nice muscled midget body, cute face.
I was so confused.
Thank you Lauren for showing us such a weird wonderful time.
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