Last night Dian invited us to the Reel Lounge Charity Auction/Party at the Aqua Restaurant and Lounge. Of course, the girls got sexified.


It was a red-carpet semi-formal thing complete with a "normal guest" line and a "Celebs ONLY!!!!" line. Slightly annoying. But less annoying than it could have been because Megoon's roommate Leeron just happened to be in charge of kicking out all the non-VIPs from the "I SAID CELEBRITIES ONLY!!!!" line and thus asked us to switch lines nicely without all the shouting and condescension.
Open bar. Delicious mini chicken tacos and crabcakes. Free Fiji water. And hosted by.......Bill Pullman?

A good time was guaranteed.
Among the other celebs we saw: figure skaters Sasha Cohen and Tara Lipinski looking tiny and stomp-able, Elizabeth Berkeley, Extra host Billy Bush, scary-looking Fairuza Balk (from The Craft and Waterboy), Russell Wong, Mehcad Brooks (Matthew Applewhite from Desperate Housewives), and of course crazy old publicity whore/fashion retard/ But Can They Sing? star Bai Ling (pictured below with our beloved ScarJo) who walked the red carpet, changed, and walked it again.

Kristy told some extremely drunk oaf that was hitting on Meghan and Bri that they were British and Australian (from Gloucester and Sydney, respectively) and they proceeded to speak, convincingly, in those accents until I think the guy just got confused or passed out (notice how Bri got like squashed between the oaf and Goony).

Also we bumped into Walter, whose birthday we will be celebrating this Saturday.

Several glasses of champagne later we found ourselves pooped and hungry.

We went to Jack in the Box. Ate like mongrels. Watched the boys perform on American Idol (Meghan voted). And passed out.
Why is Jack so delicious? Almost as good as free chicken fingers.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, can you send me that photo of me, Kristy and Meghan? We look purty.
xoxo
I love fake accents! I love drunk oafs! What happens in the Aqua Lounge stays there! Or, um, gets posted on the blog for all to see.
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