It started with pregaming...
...and an incredible post-pregame cab ride downtown.
The driver had a tv screen and a hilarious Chris Rock standup dvd.
I had bailed on dinner because I just
knew it was going to culminate in a multi-thousand-dollar bill-paying fiasco and instead opted for ordering pizza and beers for everyone. (Sorry Narns!) (By the way, we got there as they were embarking upon the hour-and-a-half shitshow that was reconciling the bill and I was right.)
Oh. Also. Props to Naia for flipping her shit when they tried to keep us in line outside and getting a sea of people into the club at the same time.
Smershy, Lady Di, and The Pentacostal were on hand for a drink but quickly peaced out to attend what they thought was going to be a sweeter party at The Standard.
I think they were wrong.
Naia chose to have her bday at a sweet new rooftop bar/club called Elevate.
See that little bluish glow on the lower left? That's The Standard Hotel's rooftop pool/bar as seen from the incredible balcony that encircled the entire club.
Many of our favorite people were on hand.
The boys.
The Alis. (Yes there are three - Annie, Tatyana, Kimmie.)
Even Ryan Starr from American Idol: Season One/Surreal Life made an appearance.
The place was SO BEAUTIFUL and it was INCREDIBLE FUN SEXXYTIME.
(Also the above picture features the first person I have ever seen to totally rock a unibrow and not have it look totally disgusting.)
Nice work man!
It was So. Much. Fun.
If you don't believe me, look very closely at this next photo.
Hirarious.
And now for the
MOST EPIC EVENT IN EGGFURY HISTORY:
These random well-dressed, good-looking Asian guys from Canada recognized Chrispy or someone and then looked around and realized they knew EVERYONE.
Why?
Because they randomly read this blog EVERY F-ING DAY at their boring office jobs.
IN CANADA.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was totally awesome. Maybe equally as mind-blowing for us as it was for them.
Me: Do you know him? (pointing to Eugene)
Asian fanboy: Yup!
Me: Do you know Naia? (pointing to birthday princess)
Asian fanboy: Yup!
Me: Who's that? (pointing across the bar)
Asian fanboy: That's Ryan!
Me: What do Angelina Jolie and I have in common?
Asian fanboy: (thinks for a second) ...the same LASIK Surgeon!
We. Are famous.
One day we will look back on this night and be like "Remember that first time someone recognized us in public?"
So cool.
Welcome, boys! (I don't remember your names but shoot me an email from my
website.)
Also, in case you're wondering why your skin is flawless and you look so damn good, it's because:
(A.) my camera is made of magic
and
(B.) zits*, tummies, arm fat, weak jawlines, and tiny boobs (YUCK!) are not allowed in the world of eggfury.
Now you know all my secrets.
*- with some
exceptions
Kate was subject to some interesting Canadian mating rituals where apparently you just ROAR at your victims, erm, I mean, pretty girls.
Did I mention how much fun we had?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIA! YOU RULE!!!!
