Tuesday, July 21, 2009

STEALING IS WRONG

So in the past week I have had my bike stolen and just now my ATM card and money!

(Yes I am a moron and left the card in the machine and walked away as it beeped for me to come back. BUT STILL...there should not be evil stealers lurking on street corners waiting for foolish giants to commit such idiocies, immediately pouncing on their opportunity.)

Literally I deposited my checks, took my receipt and walked away.

Within 5 minutes Bank of America was calling me telling me about strange activity on my card, meaning that the evil stealer was standing basically right next to me and within seconds of me leaving the card in the machine pressed "YES" on "Do you want another transaction?" and withdrew $400!!!!

I could have just turned around and caught him!

Sigh.....

Stealing makes for Sad Danny.



I don't normally wish horrible screaming deaths upon people...but ALL EVIL STEALERS SHOULD PLEASE DIE.

Dear Lord Jesus hear my prayer.

1 comment:

  1. I AM GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO STOLE FROM YOU

    that's awful
    please come back to NYC
    where it is safe

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