Thursday, July 30, 2009

Heard while boarding the M9 bus from Chinatown to the LES...



Obese WhiteWoman: "How tawwwll are you?"
DK: (turns) "6'7""
OWW: "That's mah sons height. He played fer the San Antonio spurs...training camp."
DK: (playing along, cuz I'm in a good mood) "oh yeah? How old is he?"
OWW: oh well he's dead.
DK: ......oh.
OWW: Yeah.... interracial relationship....they shot him.

Without missing a beat, the obese reached into her pocket, pulled out a handful of animal crackers, and shoved them in her mouth.

I smiled weakly, turned away slowly, and shuffled over to the first and only available seat next to a nice smiling black man.

I Love NYC.

-- Post From My iPhone

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