Stanford

Monday I did my photo shoot in SF and had lunch with Raph (far right) who I don't see nearly enough.

Then met up with Cousin Toni (Kristy's sister) and her Mike for dinner.

Spent the night in SF.

Then this morning drove down to Palo Alto for my photo shoot at Stanford.





Weird to think how devastated I was eight years ago after first being deferred and then waitlisted.

Weird to think how I had pined for Stanford from ages 8-18.

My life would be totally different.

It probably would have sucked.

There would have been SO many Asians.

I love Brown.

Sactown

I scored some gigs in SF and at Stanford so I cruised up to Sacramento Sunday morning to visit Charleen, Tim and Not-So-Baby Leo.

It was an easy drive. Took five hours.

Saw some mountains.



Smelled some cows.





Saw some Leo.

Unicorns are the best animal. Bobby is a weirdo.

Another year. Another Halloween.

BEST. HOLIDAY. EVER.





Rob and Rach were a Mr. Universe and a Boxer...



Doris was a vampire. Danny was a wire-hanger abortionist. Kristy was a sexy nurse...um...I mean...doctor...



(Kristy just yelled from the other room... "I didn't go through 4 years of Sexy Medical School to be called a Sexy Nurse!!!")

I was a unicorn man-lover-person, Doug was DOG the Bounty Hunter minus wig.



And finally Jimmy was a convict. Ryan was Lionel Ritchie.

And Bralex was Dirk Diggler and Rollergirl, complete with rollerskates. And falling.



Does anyone notice a pattern developing here with Alex's Halloween costumes?




And are you ready for what is probably going to be a crazy party at BJ's house?



"Yes," said the unicorn. "Yes I am."




We arrived to find our favorites dressed as Tom Selleck (I think), Morning After, and Sexy French Maid...




And ohhh the party was good. But sooo crowded.






We bumped into Halfie Andy dressed as a Vietmese rice paddy worker and Abby as Amy Whinehouse.



"It's SO CROWDED!"



Random Party Guest: "Who is that creepy guy in blue? He looks like a serial killer."



Diana: "....I don't kn--....Oh my god...I know him."



It was Bobbo. "Dressed" as Tobias Funke.



Also he turned everyone around him blue.




Walter dressed as John McClane.



Doug got super-drunk, gave his phone to Kristy. Started swaying. And then almost fell into the jungle juice table.

We later lost him and had to abandon him after being unable to find him for an hour.

We found out the next morning that he had passed out face-down on the front lawn of the party. When he came-to people were still milling around and stepping over his body. Nice.



Annie showed up later dressed as a nerd.




Did I mention that it was really crowded? So crowded that the bathroom lines were INSANE.

At one point Katie and I crossed the street to pee in some bushes.

Katie was in mid-squat when the neighbor-woman came out in her bathrobe squinting and trying to make out the mysterious shape in her bushes.

"Are you PEEING in my bushes???"

Katie responded without missing a beat. "No...I'm looking for my friend!"




Super crowded. Super fun.







Kristy saw BJ as he made his rounds in a baby costume and remarked, "Hmmm...that's about right..."




People were spilling out all over the house and into the neighborhood.

It seemed inevitable that the cops would come.



And they did.



Happy Halloween!



P.S. Bobby, there are blue stains everywhere. I am going to kill you.