Maria Shriver has no business interviewing anyone.

I'm going to try to stop writing mean things about people that are real people with real feelings. I am. Really. It's bad. And I'm sure I consciously or subconsciously do it to feel better about my sad little life...

...but I mean seriously, the woman is terrifying.

And she should deeeefinitely not be scaring the bejesus out of interviewing the children of 9/11 as she was the other day on Oprah.