Puppies and the Gay Massuese

In the words of the New Year's text of the great Aly Parker, "DK Photo is SO HOT in '07!"

And it is true.

The beginning of '07 has seen my business expanding in all different directions.

Pet Photography...




...and Gay Masseuses.

Yes, a couple weeks ago I received an inquiry into doing headshots and "sexier pictures" for a masseur's webpage. Business was already going pretty well for him with his current kinda-crappy pictures, but he thought if he got hot new ones his business would double. (He makes $150 per session, an extra $300 for a "happy ending", and claims to average about $6000 a week)

We met. He seemed nice enough. Weird. Kinda Croatian-ish. Really annoying accent and personality. We shook hands. I quickly excused myself to wash mine. And then we took some photos.

He was hardly the hottest man I have ever seen. And the pictures were hardly the best pictures I've ever taken...



But for some reason he loved them.

So much so that he felt the need to run tip me.

And tip me.

And tip me.

Basically he just handed me a white envelope.



And I think it contained everything he had made today (about $1200).



I love my job and the crazies I'm proud to call my clients.