No lines. No cover. Phew.

The big day had finally arrived!

(We were careful this year not to over-hype the party, which is why there had been no mention of Naia's 24th Birthday FunFest until now.)

I went over a little early and watched the girlies get prettified.

Hair...



Makeup...



And of course, BOOBS!



The girls cleaned up nice.



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We rolled over to Memphis for the pre-party dinner.



At dinner, there was a clear divide between Naia's Brown friends and her CAA friends.



Dan! had the unfortunate privilege of sitting next to a creepy man who stared just a little too intently at her throughout the two-hour dinner.



The food was delicious.



Guests showed up around 11...



Chris ruined some pictures...




And some new Brown faces were on hand.



As were some of the usual kiddos.





Drinks were spilled. Way too much money was spent. And Bobby attempted to jump over a bench, tripped, and totally ate shit.



It was a hella good time.



One particularly hilarious moment:

I introduced Nina, who was kind of wasted (I think) and slurring, to Ryan.

(Tapping Nina on the shoulder) "Nina, have you met my friend Ryan?"

(Nina turns around kind of confused and dazed-looking, focuses her eyes, and looks Ryan up and down.)

Nina: "HHHHHOTTT..."

It was all she said. She didn't say anything else. Just kind of stood there.

Ryan and I looked at each other. Stunned.

It was funny.

Maybe you had to be there.






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Following the party, we headed over to Bobby's for some afterparty insanity/hilarity.




There was some camera fun...



A little romance...



Beirut...



Confuzzedness...



And more silliness...





.............and then we all blacked out.



Somehow Morgan ended up naked in the hot tub.



Chris was quick to join.



And then somehow ended up passing out sitting upright in a chair all night.



ALL HAIL PRINCESS NAIA!