CompUSA FUCKERS

CompUSA has fucked me over and fucked me over so hard I can't even stand.

MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING AT QUARTER SPEED!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhHHHHhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it makes me more angry because I could have totally screwed THEM yesterday.

Scene: CompUSA

Our young, handsome hero approaches the customer service counter to be greeted by three overweight, moronic-looking drones.

DK: "Hi. I'm here to pick up my computer..."
Moron CompUSA Employee: "Ok...hang on one second."
(Moron CompUSA Employee picks up phone. Presses "intercom")
Moron CompUSA Employee: ALBERT PLEASE DIAL "1". ALBERT. PLEASE DIAL "1".
Other Moron CompUSA Employee: "Uhhhhr....Albert's not in today..."
Moron CompUSA Employee: "Oh. I'll go in back and check on your computer. What's your name?"
DK: "Dennis."

23 minutes later...

Moron CompUSA Employee: "Here you go....hmm.......Albert didn't attach any of the receipts..."
DK: "..."
Moron CompUSA Employee: (scratches head) "That will be $45"...
DK: "Uh....excuse me?"
Moron CompUSA Employee: "You paid for all the hardware already, right?"
DK: "yeah........i mean...um....(thinking about the karmic repercussions)....no."
(DK smacks himself in the head)
Moron CompUSA Employee: "Oh...good thing I asked..."
DK: "Grrrrr......"
Moron CompUSA Employee: "That'll be $654."