Rihanna photo leaked

Egad!



So this photo was just leaked from the po-lice.

Poor Ri-Ri.

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Dear Chris Brown:

Don't tell her you're sorry 'cause you're not....
Buddy 'cause I know you're only sorry you got caught...
But you put on quite a show...
Really had us going...
But now it's time to go...
Curtain's finally closing...
That was quite a show...
Very entertaining...
But it's over now...

From "Take a Bow", great Rihanna song.

Yogurt Stop!

So the little yogurt shoppe that was under construction for what seems like an eternity just a few steps turns of the wheelchair wheel away from my apartment is finally open for business!



And it is cripple friendly!!!



It's self-serve. So you get as much as you like with as many toppings as you like. And then pay by weight.

I ate $.87 cents of yogurt after lunch yesterday!

YUMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

Ooooh...

Out of total boredom I started watching the new 90210 again. (Last time I watched was the pilot episode.)

It's actually entertaining....

Jessica Walter is basically playing her Lucille Bluth character.

And they're covering up all the rexy arms.




I LOLed a few times!

:-(

"Fidelity": Don't Divorce... from Courage Campaign on Vimeo.

Please sign the petition if you haven't already.

http://www.couragecampaign.org/page/s/divorce

Anderson and I deserve the same rights as everyone else.

SUPER WEIRD DREAM

Oh my god stop with the weird dreams already.

So I had this dream that I'm living in a movie.

And Patricia Clarkson (the mom in Vicky Cristina Barcelona) (also plays the chef lady in the awful Catherine Zeta Jones movie about chefs in love) is married to Harrison Ford who plays my dad, but then takes a younger lover played by Josh Hartnett.

But at a certain point she decides she can't be Unfaithful anymore. And I have no idea why Unfaithful is capitalized but it is because I guess that is a movie similar to this one.

So Patricia decides to stop being Unfaithful and trips Josh Hartnett on the driveway of some park. And he's lying on his back. And then leans over to kiss him, but instead slowly burns off his face with a blowtorch.

And somehow he's ok with it all and just cries a little. (You know, because he wants her to be a good person too.) And they just play violin-y romantic music while she's doing it.

And then Harrison Ford has a car accident, that she can only hear but can't see.

And I think this happens like within seconds of her burning Josh's face off.

And Josh has to wear a Tom Cruise style Vanilla Sky face mask which he later replaces with bloody mummy-bandages. And whenever I see him I'm like "dude, please go with the creepy plastic face mask."

And then things start to spiral out of control. (As if they haven't already when Patricia Clarkson burns off Josh Hartnett's face lovingly...)

Oh and then somehow my dad/Harrison Ford is walking a golden retriever up a hill and we discover Anderson Cooper 360 Headquarters which has a giant orange flag with a big koala bear face on it which I guess is his new emblem. And then my dad goes into the public restroom outside AC 360 Headquarters which is when I sneak off to call into the show. And he gets annoyed with me (Anderson does) for calling into his show every day.

And I excitedly take a dorky picture under the Koala Bear flag and am so excited as I'm tagging it on Facebook that I wake up.

Victoria Beckham Sighting!

Danny is at the airport heading to Reno and just saw Victoria Beckham arrive and walk into a swarm of paparazzos.

She is wearing a large coat made of either woolly mammoth or human hair. Not sure.

Truly Brilliant

Another really weird dream.

I dreamed that I was awoken to the sound of quiet squeaking and I opened the door to my bedroom to see a weird cylindrical ventilation shaft across the hall at eye level and there was a little white mouse with an elf costume on running around and making "music" on a little plastic flute.

Suddenly someone came around the corner and it was Penn Badgely and seeing the mouse he screamed and jumped up on a chair shouting, "A MOUSE! A MOUSE!!!! KILLLLLL ITTTT!!!!!"

(Also he had a pair of cymbals he was clapping together loudly.)

The little mouse became all alarmed from the commotion and jumped from the shaft onto the white carpet of my room and started scurrying around in circles.

I grabbed a shoe and smashed it.

It bled fluorescent pink everywhere. Really weird.

Penn was still shrieking "GET RIDDDD OF IT!!!!" So I grabbed some paper towels and scooped up the mouse carcass but I guess the fluorescent bleeding was arterial or something and it continued to spray fluorescent pink everywhere (keep in mind this was a teeny tiny mouse) as I ran to drop it into the toilet. The more it sprayed the more he screamed.

Finally I flushed the mouse away and went over to Penn, who was still standing on the chair cringing, rolled my eyes, shot him a look of disdain, and snatched back my cymbals.

What. A. Wuss.

ANDERSON COOPER SIGHTING!

OMG OMG OMG OMG

So Emily wanted to do lunch at Hugo's which is right down the street from me but I've never been (which is stupid because hello it is delicious...)

Walked into the restaurant and who is just sitting there on the leather bench just waiting for a table with everyone else like it's Chili's or something?

ANDY COOPER.

He was with the most beautiful man I have ever seen. In fact, I didn't even notice Anderson at first because his friend was so dreamy.

And he was just dressed like any other lunching WeHo gay - tight olive green t-shirt and jeans.

They even called out his name ("Anderson, for 2?") to seat them.

So annoying though?

Emily and Erin had NO IDEA who he was.



I was like, "You guys..... It's ANDERSON COOPER!!!!!"

Emily was like, "Who?"

And I was like, "ummmm...only the sexiest face of the news ever..."

"I don't watch local news..."

"Not LOCAL news... CNN!!!"

And she looked over at him and was like, "The hot guy in the white shirt, or ... the OLD GUY?"

And I was like, "oh my god he is not OLD. He is the SILVER FOX."

And she was like, "I don't really watch CNN...I listen to NPR..."

GahhhhhHHH!HHH!H!H!H!HH!

So frustrating.

My Breakfast Pasta Papa with Egg, Parsley, Parmesan, Bacon, and Sausage, was REALLY good.



We also saw William Mapother who plays Ethan on "Lost"...



As well as James Cromwell who played Jack Bauer's dad a few seasons ago on 24, which, by the way, is the BEST SHOW EVER this season.



Famous faces everywhere!

Seen James before though.

But but but... I saw Anderson Cooper!!!!!!! In West Hollywood!!!!!!! With a ridiculously hot guy who was possibly-probably-how-could-he-not-be-his-boyfriend?

I wish could have snapped a pic for y'all.

But actually, I'm kind of glad I didn't, because as much as I love the Andy Cooper gay storyline and want him to just come out already, I have respect for him and his decision to not talk about his private life and I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for publicly outing him against his will.

(Amanda's just like, "Whatever. He's my cousin.")

Epic Pizza Party

Dan and Emily host an annual pizza party with Dan's family sauce recipe that has been passed on for thousands of generations.

It really is the most delicious homemade pizza I've ever had in my life.

They were expecting 45 people. So they made 20-something pizzas of all different varietals.



Logistically though, in order to keep the pizzas coming and keep hungry bellies happy, our wonderful hosts spent 8+ hours pre-baking every single pizza so that when party time came they would only need to reheat and serve.

There were delicious pizzapies scattered all throughout the house. On beds...desks... tables...countertops...EVERYWHERE PIZZA.



Gosh they were all so delicious.

Chicken/Mushroom...



Sausage, Bacon, Asparagus, Peppers...



Fresh tomato (red AND yellow) and basil...



Shrimp Pesto...



Sweet potato/bacon/sausage...



BREAKFAST pizza with tater tots and eggs and bacon and cheese (Dan really likes bacon)...



Meatballs (obviously)...



There was SO MUCH FOOD.



And they didn't run out. Even as guests continued stuffing their faces into the wee hours.



Also there was homemade beer.



Beer and Browns...



And wine coolers.




We ate so much that Emily's cousin Kathy had a food baby.



(JK, it's a real baby...)

OH! And for desert there was a pear and gorgonzola pizza with some sweet fruity sauce...



And peanut butter/marshmallow/chocolate chip S'More pizza which possibly amazed me even more than the meatball pizza.



YUM.



This entry is definitely going to be filed under "obesity".

Bone Stimulato

Many of you have been asking what this Supersexy Ultrasound Bone Stimulating device is that I keep speaking of.

It sounds like a giant machine that you hook up. But it's actually surprisingly small.

I get a little velcro ankle bracelet that I strap snugly to my little ankle at approximately where the site of the bone break is.



Then i take some "coupling gel"...

(I know. That sounds incredibly sexy too. God, could they not think of better names for these products?)



Lube up the electrode or whatever they call the little piece that transmits the ultrasound waves to my body.



Insert it in the hole so that it makes contact with my skin. (The gel serves as a conductor for the ultrasound...like when you drop your hairdryer in the tub and water conducts the electricity to fry your brain.)



And then I just press the yellow button and turn on the machine.



That's it, it's a magical little machine the size of my hand.

And somehow it tells my bone heal already.

Guess we'll see if it worked in T-3 weeks and one day.

Mark on Date My Mom

I don't get to hang out with Mark as much as I'd like. I see him for lunch now and then, but I don't think he's made an eggfurious appearance in over a year since we went cruising around in Beckham territory.

Mark spent last year working on random projects throughout Europe, with Prague as his home-base. Pretty awesome.

But he's now back in LA.

And though we've caught up and talked about his latest fun projects, he definitely didn't mention (probably for good reason) that he recently filmed an episode of MTV pseudo-reality turdfest Date My Mom.




Yup. I turned on the TV and there he was.

Going on dates with one MILF and two MWMMWVs**.






Oh Marky....such a silly show.



Obviously the MILF won.

LA is so weird.

** Moms-who-make-me-wanna-vomit

Google suggest FAIL

From today's Valentine's edition of Google:

Typed in "I am extremely"...



Happy Valentine's Day!

Recent Celebrity Sightings

Was enjoying a delicious meatloaf sandwich on the sidewalk at Joan's on Third when Grey's Anatomy superstud Eric Dane came in with a friend. He turned heads his entire walk down the sidewalk. Kind of awesome. As was the sandwich.



Then I was cruising down Robertson with Supercuts the other day when traffic was stopped by a horde of paparazzi crossing the street and chasing a tiny bundled-up girl down the street.




We couldn't make out who it was so I went online to find out who was photographed on Robertson lately. It was Shenae Grimes from 90210.

Weird Naia dream

I just had a dream that Naia was going to have a white trash-themed destination wedding in Cabo tomorrow (along with two other brides) and it was going to air on Dr. Phil.

I was all anxious that we were about to be late for our flight because Stupid Felix would not stop trying on Halloween costumes.

Rent: Live on Broadway!

The DVD of the final live broadway performance of Rent has just been released.



They shot the show with 16 cameras or something crazy and then cut it together for DVD.

The awesome thing is that this is the entire cast that KG and I saw the show with over the summer when we won the lottery.

To have it preserved like this forever? Such happiness.

Also because my favorite little cast member, Telly Leung, is included in the DVD.



Rent! Rent! Rent! Rent! Rennnnnnnt!

Oooooh and they're coming to LA the first week of March. Who wants to go?