Cancun EatAdventure

So I'm back from Cancun.

What. A. Week.

The best call Noops made (aside from renting the insane house) was renting a house complete with live-in chefs.

Vicki and Alicia were our wonderful little chefs for the week.

Having people there to make our meals for us really allowed everyone to sit down all together for family-style meals and really enjoy each other's company.



When Zameer and I walked in the house on day one, the first thing we were asked by Vicki was "Pina Colada?"

Not only were our chefs great at food, they were incredible bartenders.

And so began a week of EatAdventure.



Poolside, our drinks of choice were the Mojito or the Caiparinha...




Breakfasts included breakfast smoothies...



Huevos Rancheros...



Or Chilaquiles - Mexican Eggs with tortillas, soooo tasty.



For lunch we had burgers - beef or chicken...







Fresh fish...



Or plates of delicious ground meats to make soft tacos...



And for dinners. MMmmmm.... Dinners...

We had fajitas...





There was ALWAYS fresh guac...



Amazing tortilla soup...




Enchiladas...



Empanadas...





And little crunchy open-faced taco-like things...I forget what they were called.




It was an awesome week of non-stop eating.



Which is why I leave you now to go to the gym.

More on Cancun later!

Next time on SWEET CABO VACATIONS...

So I was hired to photograph a bunch of different villas ranging from cool 3-6 bedroom nicenesses to epic scarface cokemansions.

But no get to stay.

It was like putting a kid in a candy store and locking all the cases and stapling a digital camera to his face. (Oh and also throwing in a bag of sand fleas to eat his ankles.)

Next time though we will live it up...for FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






My favorite was Casa Jaime.



Sweet two-story dining room...



Pretty beachside infinity pool...




Most incredible bedroom suite ever...




And a rooftop bar/patio.




Oh the potential for sweet vacationy fun...

Last morning in Cabo

Woke up around 11, it was a beautiful morning...



Went down to the pool for some swimming, tanning, and a derricious "breakfast".





Now at the airport waiting for my flight back to LA.

Mondays don't have to suck...

Cabo Update: Imran is blind.

Wanna see what the strippers look like?

Mark's was actually quite cute...although she had a little bloated tummy/diarrhea problem and would be all nice and smiley and laughing and then would suddenly get all silent and fidgety before excusing herself to go spray diarrhea all over the women's bathroom. (This seriously happened every 15 minutes.)

I guess that's what happens when you live on a a diet of burritos, beer, and SPERM...



Imran's chick...well........



aaaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Cabo Night 2

Uh...it's day 3 now...

Imran and Mark are about to go on a dinner date with two strippers.

'nuff said.

Cabo: Day 1

So GorillaBoy, I mean Imran, came home late this morning after I think having spent the night passed out in some random Mexican alleyway.

Nice work Ims.

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We landed in Cabo about 5pm yesterday.



After checking into the hotel we headed downtown to the hottest hotspot in town. Squid Roe.



Walking in it was a pretty amazing looking place. (It's owned by the Senor Frog's people.)




However, it's not exactly Spring Break right now so the crowd was an even mix of hot fratty-looking guys, under-age under-dressed hos, and potato-shaped 40-somethings.





There were playing some good dance tunes though.








Mark ran some game on a teenager who then pawned him off on her mom.



It was a pretty massive place.



This was the last we saw of Ims before he disappeared.



He eventually came home though.