Tee and Tee's friend Joyce arrived in LA yesterday. It was Chris's birthday. The night was set to be an epic one.
We were going to go to Asia de Cuba, followed by some special treatment at SkyBar (Joyce's family owns them. Hello new best friend!).
Sadly the girls' flight was delayed and they didn't show up until after 12:30am at which point Asia had already closed and kicked Chris, Naia, and me out to wait in the lobby of the hotel.
When the girls finally arrived, we found that the managers who Joyce knew for SkyBar had gone home. Thus we were stuck with mean bouncers who had no idea who we were, and we did not gain entrance to said bar.
We were hoping for some epic showdown / demonstration of power followed by an immediate and painful firing...but apparently she's not that kind of girl. Which actually kind of makes her even cooler.

As a consolation we headed over to Canter's for some late night tequila shots, beer, and food action.

Though it was no SkyBar, it was a whole different kind of fun...

Also they gave birthday boy a birthday cupcake...

It was very sweet.
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The following evening (tonight), Tee, Joyce, myself, Joyce's friend Greg, and Greg's very not-unattractive roommate Carl headed to the newest addition to Joyce's family's club/restaurant empire, the recently-opened, just-featured-on-Entourage,
Social Hollywood.

Dinner consisted of 5 or 6 martinis each...

Crabcakes... sirloin-topped giant scallops...stuffed chicken breasts (below)....

The world's most amazing Mac & Cheese (with bacon)...

...and baked Alaska with fresh-baked cookies.

Following dinner, some kiddies joined us in the adjacent bar/lounge area (also part of the
Social Hollywood complex).


Before long though, it came time for us to head upstairs to the "Members Only" area, whatever that means.

Sadly, with it being annoyingly exclusive and all, our buddies had to be left behind to play downstairs and eventually left to go into some alleyway and play spin-the-bottle.
Upstairs though? Amazing.
Bob Saget, Sarah the volleyball-playing beauty from ANTM, B.J. (Ryan the temp) AND Toby from the Office, were just a few of the pseudo-celebs we spotted.
There were an array of different rooms; two for billiards, one for dancing, and one totally sound-proofed room for sitting and chatting.
And I was stopped by a group of pretty girls who recognized me from Q's. Random.
Also, Joyce seems to be Chrispy's female counterpart when it comes to looking reeeeetarded in pictures.



And apparently it's contagious...

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Right before closing we were taken down a secret stairway on a special tour of the special events area where an episode of Bravo's Top Chef is going to be filmed tomorrow.

Closing time. Everyone was spent and ready to go home.

And so we did.

Awesome Hollywood night.

And tomorrow...VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!